askhole

1. (askhole) (4450↑, 437↓)

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

God\! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won't stop asking me about my favorite [teletubby] and im about to smash him in the grill, kid.

Author: k and D sessions http://askhole.urbanup.com/1316007

2. (askhole) (476↑, 118↓)

A university student who wastes class time by asking for answers to questions that only he/she doesn't understand; thus annoying the crap out of his/her classmates.

Dude, I can't believe that we're paying to listen to that askhole all friggin class.

Author: Cpt.Flint http://askhole.urbanup.com/1424236

3. (askhole) (142↑, 27↓)

Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources. As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.

Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... . Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you [goo diligence]. Nik: Fuck you.

Author: Bianca Aschendorf http://askhole.urbanup.com/2488029

4. (Askhole) (64↑, 16↓)

An annoying individual who asks random questions with no substance or asks stupid questions without thinking.

some examples of an askhole in action yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum? yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her? yo mate, want to go town? "no"....... *1 hour later* yo mate, want to go town? "fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....\!" yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?

Author: Zoo Keeper http://askhole.urbanup.com/2541432

5. (askhole) (31↑, 19↓)

Someone who asks too many stupid, pointless,retarted questions.

Joe your a askhole quit asking retarted stuff about Guild Wars.

Author: Impact_Dark http://askhole.urbanup.com/2541444

6. (askhole) (1↑, 1↓)

Someone in your office (or other venue) constantly asks stupid questions.

Me: Damn, that bitch Susan is such an askhole. You: Why's that? Me: She keeps asking me dumbfuck questions\!

Author: InterwebFanatic http://askhole.urbanup.com/5643190

7. (Askhole) (3↑, 5↓)

A person that always ask questions and never shuts their mouth. Usually starts every sencents with "Ummm" and most people cant talk to this person for more then one minute. Their a akward, weird, person that doesnt have many friends. Also is kinda stupid

Teacher talking about something, and just explained everything Sam "Ummm yeah how does that work? Um um..." Teacher "Well let me explain it AGAIN" Class "Ugh eff that askhole"

Author: hollywoodundead\<3 http://askhole.urbanup.com/5528608

8. (askhole) (10↑, 27↓)

One of those idiots who like using ask.com like some stuck up prick, instead of using google.

I didn't know you didn't like google.com\! You're such an askhole\!

Author: ZimFFan http://askhole.urbanup.com/2485371

9. (askhole) (3↑, 39↓)

Another word for asshole, used when you don't want to use the actual term.

"Yeah, I suppose I shouldn't have said that, I'm such an askhole." "Chrissy, stop being such an askhole\!"

Author: Barefoot Busdriver http://askhole.urbanup.com/3974762

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Last updated: 2012.02.29